It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like HELL!

Exorcise your holiday spirit and read my holiday-themed short story, MALL SATAN, at my all-time favorite on-line magazine, Jersey Devil Press!
Help spread the Antichristmas fear!

MALL SATAN

Happy Holidays,
Danger_

Over 800 Gazillion Served!

Ladies, Gentleworms and Killers of All Ages,
I am proud to present my most-delicious, most-nutritious, most-fictitious story to date:
McUNIVERSE
It's like Fast Food Nation meets Mass Effect 2 with a side of Lovecraft and 32oz. of ice-cold sarcasm!  And there's even a free toy inside for the kids!
Found on the value menu over at Red Fez, it comes with a no-questions-asked 100% satisfaction guarantee!  Or your monkey back!
So what are you waiting for?  The cows to come home?  Because they're not coming home.  They're your dinner.  So put down that greasy burger, loosen your belt, pop a few Tums, and feast your eyes:

 McUNIVERSE! Yummy!

Hope you enjoy.

Happy trails,
Danger_

Blintzkrieg Bop!

The horrors of World War II meet the importance of a properly balanced breakfast in my latest micro-fiction tale, BLINTZKRIEG!  You can find over at the aptly named Short, Fast, and Deadly.
Blood and guts and thin little pancakes?
Revisionist history has never been so delicious.
Link:

BLINTZKRIEG

Love,
Danger_

Danger and the Devil - Reunited Again!

Some super-duper new short story action is happening right now at my favorite online lit-mag, the Jersey Devil Press! 
The innocuously-titled A ROBOT'S SONNET by Yours Truly is up for your eyeballing pleasure!  I guarantee it's the only story you'll read today about a novel-writing robot who can't pair a glass of wine if his life depended on it.
Read it, and check out the other stories they got posted up, and give yourself a mindgasm!
Here's the linkage:

A ROBOT'S SONNET

Love,
Dangerlicious

Cocktails, Anyone?

I've got some incendiary new flash fiction exploding across the pages of The Molotov Cocktail!
It's called THE FAN CLUB and I guarantee it will melt your brain!
Help fuel the fire and read it up:

THE FAN CLUB

Love,
Danger

Love!

Remember your first love?
How beautiful it was? The intensity you felt? The werewolves and prostitutes and and satanic masses? The awkward mishandling of each other's genitals?
Well, now you can relive every horrible second of it by reading my new story LIFE WITH GRETCHEN over at the Seahorse Rodeo Review [August]. They even put a super sexy picture of me looking super sexy in it:

Click here!

Check it out or be forever unrequited,
Danger!

p.s. Also check out the recipe I wrote on the second to last page. It's explosive!

This Wacky Weather! Again!

Have you read my story THIS WACKY WEATHER yet?
Of course you haven't! You hate reading. It's so boring.
Well, here's your chance to be bored once again, as you can now find my open letter/short story/softcore porn epic THIS WACKY WEATHER reprinted by the breakfast-lovers over at Hobo Pancakes.
Experience it again and again, for the first time. Again!
Link:
http://www.hobopancakes.com/climatecorral3.html

Do it to it,
Danger!