Adam!

He's your best friend!
He's my best friend!
He's EVERYBODY'S best friend!
Read my latest short story ADAM over at Negative Suck!
Get to it.

ADAM

Your second best friend,
Danger!

Attention Shoppers:

Just when you thought it was safe to exchange that multipack of striped tube-socks your mom bought you for Christmas, comes a horror story of non-refundable proportions! 
Read my latest, THE MUMMY RETURNS! WITHOUT A RECEIPT! or be foreced to wander the halls of retail babylon for the next thousand years!  You can find it at the daily flash magazine Weirdyear. I suggest you go now before it's too late!
Beware the mummy's curse!  Beware the skinny denim!  Beware the smart-ass twenty-something retail clerks who only got a job because their parents were forcing them to 'learn some responsibility'!
Beware!  Beware!  BEWARE!

THE MUMMY RETURNS! WITHOUT A RECEIPT!

Hope you enjoy,
Danger_!

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like HELL!

Exorcise your holiday spirit and read my holiday-themed short story, MALL SATAN, at my all-time favorite on-line magazine, Jersey Devil Press!
Help spread the Antichristmas fear!

MALL SATAN

Happy Holidays,
Danger_

Over 800 Gazillion Served!

Ladies, Gentleworms and Killers of All Ages,
I am proud to present my most-delicious, most-nutritious, most-fictitious story to date:
McUNIVERSE
It's like Fast Food Nation meets Mass Effect 2 with a side of Lovecraft and 32oz. of ice-cold sarcasm!  And there's even a free toy inside for the kids!
Found on the value menu over at Red Fez, it comes with a no-questions-asked 100% satisfaction guarantee!  Or your monkey back!
So what are you waiting for?  The cows to come home?  Because they're not coming home.  They're your dinner.  So put down that greasy burger, loosen your belt, pop a few Tums, and feast your eyes:

 McUNIVERSE! Yummy!

Hope you enjoy.

Happy trails,
Danger_

Blintzkrieg Bop!

The horrors of World War II meet the importance of a properly balanced breakfast in my latest micro-fiction tale, BLINTZKRIEG!  You can find over at the aptly named Short, Fast, and Deadly.
Blood and guts and thin little pancakes?
Revisionist history has never been so delicious.
Link:

BLINTZKRIEG

Love,
Danger_

Danger and the Devil - Reunited Again!

Some super-duper new short story action is happening right now at my favorite online lit-mag, the Jersey Devil Press! 
The innocuously-titled A ROBOT'S SONNET by Yours Truly is up for your eyeballing pleasure!  I guarantee it's the only story you'll read today about a novel-writing robot who can't pair a glass of wine if his life depended on it.
Read it, and check out the other stories they got posted up, and give yourself a mindgasm!
Here's the linkage:

A ROBOT'S SONNET

Love,
Dangerlicious

Cocktails, Anyone?

I've got some incendiary new flash fiction exploding across the pages of The Molotov Cocktail!
It's called THE FAN CLUB and I guarantee it will melt your brain!
Help fuel the fire and read it up:

THE FAN CLUB

Love,
Danger