Stop! Drabble Time!

Hello Dangerlings,

Once again, you'll be able to enjoy my fantastic, spastic, plastic flash fiction in audio form! For your listening pleasure, a drabble is up on this weeks Drabblecast called PORKWOOD!

Stream it here or go download it to you iPod for FREE on iTunes!

And in case you missed it, or perhaps want to relive it again for the first time, check out my other drabble that many critics, mostly myself, have called "...a modern masterpiece...far surpassing anything that thesaurus-thumping hack Charles Dickens ever barfed onto paper..." My Wife Is a Head of Lettuce!

PORKWOOD!!!

Until we "meat" again,
Danger!

Drabble!

They say good things come in small packages, and sometimes the shortest of stories can be but a precursor to something grand.
Just as the acorn can become a mighty oak,
Just as a baby will grow into a man,
Just as my dinner will soon become poop,
I too, have a small package
....
What I mean is, I have a new short story! Super-short! Ultra-short! 100 words to be exact, called MY WIFE IS A HEAD OF LETTUCE.
And get this, it's published in an audio magazine! Now even the illiterate can enjoy quality flash fiction as much as any pretentious Liberal Arts major! You can find it on my favorite audio/fiction magazine The Drabblecast [episode 167. About 10 minutes in, though I implore you to listen to the entire show, as it is pretty awesome]
http://www.drabblecast.org/
or, if you're so inclined, download it for FREE on iTunes.

Until next time, happy hunting.
Love,
Danger