Two New Anthologies For Your Book Lovin' Ass!

Let's get down to brass tacks here, people:

TWO GODDAMN NEW ANTHOLOGIES PUBLISHED AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!

First up, my story "My Tapir" has been published in the fourth edition of Rooster Republic Press's flagship anthology Tall Tales with Short Cocks.

Here's the cover art (inspired by my lowly words):

Kinda honored about that. Again, here's a link to buy it on Amazon! BUY IT RIGHT NOW, SUCKA! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! IT'S AWESOME!

SECONDLY, I have a story called "The Monster, the Man, the Building, the Bomb" in Bizarro Pulp Press's first anthology Bizarro, Bizarro.

Buy that shit right here!

OVER 500 PAGES of strangeness for your undeserving eyeballs. Seriously, people, check out the table of contents. I'm in great company here. An honor to be included in such a fine publication.

So here's the links again:

TALL TALES WITH SHORT COCKS VOL. 4

BIZARRO, BIZARRO

Man, I'm kill it over here!

~ Danger

Call Me Ishmael!

Greetings and salutations my loyal minions!

I have something very special for you today. My first piece of published poetry! And in typical Danger fashion, it is very short, very weird and quite possibly the greatest arrangement of words the world has ever seen!
Also, it's about whales.
And body hair.
It's called SHAVE THE WHALES and you will find it on the only on-line poetry magazine crazy enough to run a poem about whales and/or shaving them - Clutching At Straws! Good stuff they're doing over there. Check them out!

SHAVE THE WHALES

Tell Queequeg that Danger sent ya,
- D!