A Good Ol' Fashioned Facebook Orgy!

Greetings Fellow Readers!

Only one week until Love Me!

Join the Love Me event on Facebook! Intive all your Facebook friends, family, co-workers, casual acquaintances, strangers you thought were hot, 'silly' pages set up for your cat/dog/ferret, fellow church members, creepers, and most importantly, invite yourself to what some people (mainly myself) are calling the greatest literary event of the millenium!

Love Me Release Facebook Event!!!

Fantastic!
-Danger_Slater

Test Drive Love Me Today!

Stop reading this right now and head on over to Jersey Devil Press where you can read the the first chapter of Love Me! For free!
When your done, you can donate your hard-won dollars to Jersey Devil Press and recieve a paperback copy of Love Me and a copy of Eirik Gumeny and Stephen Schwegler's e-book, Screw The Universe! That's two books for the price of...well...er...two. But they're very good books. I promise.
And don't forget, kids, AUGUST 9TH is Love Me's official release date! That's so close! Holy crap! Start saving your lunch money!!!

Love Me - Chapter 1!!!

It's like crack, son. You know you want more.

- Danger

Call Me Ishmael!

Greetings and salutations my loyal minions!

I have something very special for you today. My first piece of published poetry! And in typical Danger fashion, it is very short, very weird and quite possibly the greatest arrangement of words the world has ever seen!
Also, it's about whales.
And body hair.
It's called SHAVE THE WHALES and you will find it on the only on-line poetry magazine crazy enough to run a poem about whales and/or shaving them - Clutching At Straws! Good stuff they're doing over there. Check them out!

SHAVE THE WHALES

Tell Queequeg that Danger sent ya,
- D!

Love Me Release Date and Pre-Order and Fundraiser!

Yes, August 9 will be the official release date of LOVE ME!
It will be available as a paperback and an e-book. Oh, and did I mention there are illustrations in it by the renegade-viking of the art world Shawn Vales?
How excited are you! Hopefully you're so excited you want to empty your pockets right now because Jersey Devil Press is having a fundraiser! For the generous sum of $25 you will get a free pass into Heaven, plus a paperback copy of LOVE ME and an e-book by the very talented Eirik Gumeny and Stephen Schwegler called SCREW THE UNIVERSE! With a title like that, there's no way it could be bad! These books will arrive at your home wrapped in floral-scented tissue paper and/or digitally encoded files a whole freakin' week before they're released! You'll be the first of your friends to say 'I got these two books no one has heard of!'
Of course, you don't have to give. You can always buy LOVE ME in August when it comes out. But for just $.83 a day, the cost of a cup of highly-deadly plutonium, wouldn't you like the satisfaction of knowing you helped a starving on-line magazine find a loving owner [*insert sad Sarah McLachlan song here*]?
I guess what I'm really trying to say to with all of this is BE PREPARED TO BUY MY BOOK SOON BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'M GOING TO KARATE CHOP YOU IN THE NECK AND IT'S GOING TO BE A VERY UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE! AUGUST 9TH, FUCKFACE! MARK YOUR CALENDER!

Visit the Jersey Devil Press website HERE to learn more!

Love,
Danger_Slater

Stop! Drabble Time!

Hello Dangerlings,

Once again, you'll be able to enjoy my fantastic, spastic, plastic flash fiction in audio form! For your listening pleasure, a drabble is up on this weeks Drabblecast called PORKWOOD!

Stream it here or go download it to you iPod for FREE on iTunes!

And in case you missed it, or perhaps want to relive it again for the first time, check out my other drabble that many critics, mostly myself, have called "...a modern masterpiece...far surpassing anything that thesaurus-thumping hack Charles Dickens ever barfed onto paper..." My Wife Is a Head of Lettuce!

PORKWOOD!!!

Until we "meat" again,
Danger!

Book Cover!

There is it, folks. The official cover for Love Me. Releasing in August.

Click here to check out Love Me's page on the Jersey Devil Press website. Let us know what you think. Or we'll find you. And harm you.

LOVE ME

Hugs and kisses,
Danger!

Love Me Announced!

That's right, kids.  My debut novel has been annouced!
It's called LOVE ME and it will be released by none other than the greatest jersey-devil-related-online-literary-magazine in the past three years, Jersey Devil Press!  Check it out HERE!!!
Now, I know you all have a million questions:
1. What's it about?
2. When will it be released?
3. I want lunch!
4. Who are you?
To answer:
1. I'm not telling.  But think Candide meets the Toxic Avenger on a low-budget porn set while David Lynch and Kurt Vonnegut argue over the script in the background.
2. It's coming out this summer.  No release date yet, but I can assure you, there is currently an army of mad scientists dilligently working on it as we speak, making sure every comma, every colon, every sphincter is securely in place.
3. That's not a question.  But check your fridge.
4. And who am I?  I'm Danger_Slater, motherfucker.  You're on my webpage.

More details to come.

Click it!

Love,
Me.