Published Works!

NOVELS!

HOUSE OF ROT - 2023 through Tenebrous Press

LITTLE MISS APOCALYPSE - 2023 through Eraserhead Press

MOONFELLOWS - 2022 through Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing

IMPOSSIBLE JAMES - 2019 through Fungasm Press

HE DIGS A HOLE - 2018 through Fungasm Press

PUPPET SKIN - 2016 through Fungasm Press

I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU - 2016 through Fungasm Press

STRANGER DANGER - 2014, out-of-print

DangerRAMA - 2013, out-of-print

LOVE ME - 2011, out-of-print

ANTHOLOGIES!

FACE/OFF 2: FACE/ON: 2 CON 2 AIR: DAWN OF JUSTICE - April 2023 in His Soul's Still Dancing: A Nicolas Cage-Inspired Anthology

DOG DOORS TO OUTER SPACE - Mar. 2020 (99 bizarro writing prompts from me and several other authors)

FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER'S MONSTEROct. 2018 in Test Patterns: Creature Features

WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY EATS - Oct. 2018 in Zombie Punks Fuck Off

RED HOT PANDA LOVE - reprinted - Jan. 2016 in Strange Sex 3

A ROBOT'S SONNET - reprinted - Dec. 2015 in The 2015 Jersey Devil Press Anthology

THE MONSTER, THE MAN, THE BUILDING, THE BOMB - Jan 2014 in Bizarro, Bizarro

MY TAPIR - Dec 2013 in Tall Tales with Short Cocks vol. 4

PROM NIGHT - Dec 2013 in Junk (ebook only)

THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE - Oct 2012 in Tall Tales with Short Cocks vol. 2

KIDS TODAY - June 2012 in The Ampersand Review vol. 7

HIPSTERS IN LOVE - Apr. 2011 in The Zombie Feed vol. 1

SNOWPOCALYPSE - July 2010 in The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology

Online SHORT STORIES and FLASH FICTION!

JUNE - July 2015 at Flash Me Fiction with Kevin Strange

AN ALPHABETICAL LIST OF EVERY WOMAN I'VE EVER SLEPT WITH  - Dec 2014 at Bizarro Central

A BLOODTHIRSTY CREATURE OF UNIMAGINABLE HORROR NAMED GREGORY - June 2014 at Strange Story Saturdays, defunct

THE VERSION OF 'PINOCCHIO' WHERE PINOCCHIO HAS A DICK FOR A NOSE - May 2014 at Bizarro Central
 
THEY CALL HIM BIGFOOT AVERT YOUR EYES NO AUTOGRAPHS PLEASE - Feb. 2014 in Jersey Devil Press

BINGO NIGHT - Feb. 2013 in Schlock Magazine, defunct

WEREHAND - Dec. 2011 in The Flash Fiction Offensive

RED HOT PANDA LOVE - Dec. 2011 at Jersey Devil Press

BAND PRACTICE - Oct. 2011 at The Waterhouse Review, defunct

BANANAHEAD - Oct. 2011 at The New Flesh

PLOPPELGANGER - Sept. 2011 at The Mustache Factor

ADAM - Jan. 2011 at Negative Suck, defunct

THE MUMMY RETURNS! WITHOUT A RECEIPT! - Dec. 2010 at Weirdyear, defunct

MALL SATAN - Dec. 2010 at Jersey Devil Press

McUNIVERSE - Nov. 2010 at Red Fez

BLINTZKRIEG - Nov. 2010 at Short, Fast & Deadly, defunct

A ROBOT'S SONNET - Oct. 2010 at Jersey Devil Press

THE FAN CLUB - Sept. 2010 at The Molotov Cocktail

LIFE WITH GRETCHEN - Aug. 2010 at The Seahorse Rodeo Folk Review

THIS WACKY WEATHER - reprinted - Aug. 2010 at Hobo Pancakes

THIS WACKY WEATHER - July 2010 at The Seahorse Rodeo Folk Review, defunct

SNOWPOCALYPSE - Apr. 2010 at Jersey Devil Press

NON-FICTION and ESSAYS!

WHY I DECIDED TO QUIT WRITING AND BECOME A KID ROCK FAN INSTEAD - Sept. 2016 at Clash Media

SOMEONE ELSE'S BIG BREAK - Sept. 2016 at Clash Media

POETRY!

ODE TO BANANA - Oct. 2011 at Clutching At Straws

SHAVE THE WHALES - July 2011 at Clutching At Straws

AUDIO!

PUPPET SKIN - audiobook version, Dec. 2020

I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU - audiobook version, May 2020

PORKWOOD - June 2011 at The Drabblecast, n/a

MY WIFE IS A HEAD OF LETTUCE - Sept. 2010 at The Drabblecast, n/a

ZINES!

UNNERVING MAGAZINE #16 - Oct. 2021 featuring Danger's Failed Film Pitches no. 9 and 10

UNNERVING MAGAZINE #15 - Mar. 2021 featuring Danger's Failed Film Pitches no. 7 and 8

UNNERVING MAGAZINE #14 - Oct. 2020 featuring Danger's Failed Film Pitches no. 5 and 6

EXCUSE ME MAG no. 3 - Summer 2020, featuring my short meta-fictional story Danger Slater's Contract Rider

UNNERVING MAGAZINE #13 -  July 2020 featuring Danger's Failed Film Pitches no. 3 and 4

UNNERVING MAGAZINE #12 - Feb. 2020 featuring my new column, Danger's Failed Film Pitches no. 1 and 2

DRIPPY THE SNOWMAN AND OTHER SOON-TO-BE UBIQUITOUS CHRISTMAS SONGS OF WOE - limited edition, handmade book of original carols, Dec. 2019

ALL I GOT FOR XMAS WAS A BUNCHA BULLSHIT I DON'T WANT - limited edition, handmade book of original carols, Dec. 2018

SLATER HOUSE FIVE - limited edition, handmade book of short stories, Dec. 2016

TRANSLATIONS!

MIENTRAS MI GUITARRA GENTILMENTE COME - (While My Guitar Gently Eats) - Aug. 2021, for Patreon subscribers of Spanish publisher Orciny Press

ME PUDRIRE SIN TI - (I Will Rot Without You) - Aug. 2019 from Colombian publisher Ediciones Vestigio

EDITOR!

BOINKING BIZARRO - Dec. 2020, a collection of several different writers creating weird porn parodies inspired by famous literary works, co-edited with Brian Asman, released by Death's Head Press