Let's get to it, kiddos.
I have a new short story out! Yippeee!
It's called KIDS TODAY. It's the tale of an old man looking for meaning to life in a world that keeps on changing. And also masturbation.
It's mostly about masturbation, actually.
You can only read this story by buying Issue 7 of The Ampersand Review.
Click the link and buy!
It's $10 and you'll get 165 pages of literary gold and about 5 pages of my nonsense.
THAT'S A FAST-FOOD LEVEL OF VALUE! CONSIDER MY STORY A CHICKEN NUGGET! EAT IT!
Anyway here's the link one more time, just in case you missed the other three I had posted in this article already:
And don't forget to follow me on Twitter (@Danger_Slater) because I'm hilarious and if you don't read every little thing I post up on that site, you're life will be hollow and meaningless.