Tuesday, December 10, 2013

I'm On Crack! Er --- I mean, A PODCAST!

Yeah, ignore that title. I'm not on crack. Unless you got some....

My segment with The Surreal Grotesque Podcast just went up. And it's a grand ol' time, if I do say so myself, which I suppose I just said, so that's kind of redundant. ANYWAY, this is a wonderful podcast with lots of interesting bizarro authors so CHECK IT OUT:

Listen or Download Here

Let the smooth sounds of my voice satisfy your ear pussies.

And a BIG thank you to Jeremy Maddux for having me on the show. That dude deserves a medal or something for doing what he does. I'd give him one, but I'm a fuckin' author. I don't have any money.

Enjoy kiddos.

~ Danger!

Saturday, December 7, 2013

JUNK Baby!

My Dearest Danger Lovers ~

Get your ass over to Amazon right now and pick up JUNK, a little ebook collection of fucked-up, funny stories INCLUDING one by your favorite author in the known universe, ME!

My contribution is called PROM NIGHT. It takes place on prom night. And things go somewhat wrong for ugly teenager Penny Wilkinson, who's date has stood her up. As she suffers through the 5 stages of grief, things start to get weird. Like, weird weird. Read it and find out.

Seriously, dude. The ebook costs ninety-nine fucking cents. And you get 8 stories. This isn't about making money for us. It's about giving you some funny fucking fiction. Go buy a copy, fool!


We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming, already in progress.

~ Danger!