Friday, August 24, 2018

I Never Update This!

Yeah, I'm terrible about updating this thing.

As you probably know, HE DIGS A HOLE was released. You can get it here.

For the rest of 2018: I have a few upcoming anthology publications coming up, as well as a few scheduled readings. And my next novel, IMPOSSIBLE JAMES, comes out sometime in the earlier part of 2019.

I'm gonna keep this blog around, basically just to archive my stuff, but if you want real updates, follow me on Facebook -or better yet- Twitter, where I post all the time.

Seeeee ya around!


Tuesday, December 26, 2017

HE DIGS A HOLE, My New Novel, Pre-order Up Now!

My new novel HE DIGS A HOLE is up for pre-order now!

From the back cover: "Get a job. Get married. Buy a house. Cut off your hands and replace them with gardening tools. Dig a hole. Can you hear the worms calling? Keep digging."

Bizarro/horror/comedy/drama. This one is almost impossible to define.

Releases Feb. 14th.

I love you.


Thank you all,

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

HE DIGS A HOLE Book Cover and Release Date!

Here is the wraparound cover for my next book, HE DIGS A HOLE:

Back cover description: "Get a job. Get married. Buy a house. Cut off your own hands and replace them with gardening tools. Dig a hole. Can you hear the worms calling? Keep digging."

Physical copies will be available in Nov. ONLY at Bizarrocon in Portland, OR (where it will featured at the Friday night Eraserhead Press party)  

Aside from that preorders will be up on Amazon soon, with an official release date of Feb. 14, 2018.

In the meantime, catch up with my last books, notably my weird coming-of-age bizarro story PUPPET SKIN and my Wonderland award nominated body horror love tale I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU.


~ Danger

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Puppet Skin's First Birthday!

PUPPET SKIN came out a year ago today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY LITTLE BOOKIE! I'm going to celebrate by eating an entire cake by myself. You can celebrate by buying a copy or leaving a review over on Amazon.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

PERSONALIZED BOOK SALE! And New Puppet Skin Trailer!

Business first:

Now that convention season is officially over, I can sell off the rest of my stock, so if you want a personalized copy of PUPPET SKIN or I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU, today is the day! $12 each or $20 for both of them, shipping price included. And in addition to autographing the books, I will include some other fun stuff, including a piece of original artwork. 

To pick one up, send me an email at ( or just direct message me on any of my social media platforms (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Goodreads)

Help me pay my rent! READ A BOOK!

And last but certainly not least WE MADE A TRAILER FOR PUPPET SKIN, and here it is:

Puppet Skin Trailer from Fungasm Press on Vimeo.

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Upcoming Performances and My New Podcast!

Friends and Strangers Alike!

We're hitting the road next week (or rather, the sky, as I'll be taking an airplane) to take PUPPET SKIN out across America! Well, at least *part* of America. Denver, LA, and Portland LISTEN UP because we got some performances scheduled inside of you:

To wit: 
Oct. 18th in Denver 
Oct. 21st in LA/Burbank
Nov. 4th in Portland

These are going to be some pretty special and theatrical performances with a lot of funny and talented people (too many to tag them all) so if you ever wanted to check out a literary event THIS IS ONE YOU SHOULDN'T MISS.


And changing the subject entirely:

My girlfriend Lisa and I have just started a new comedy podcast called THE DANGER & LISA SHOW.

Available on iTunes, Stitcher, or directly from our host at Libsyn, here is the shows description:

It's a show where we just talk. To each other. For an hour. And that's it.

New episodes release every THURSDAY so make sure you subscribe.


Other than that, PUPPET SKIN is back up on Amazon proper, so make sure you pick up your copies while the getting iS good.

I love you all and thanks for the continued support

~ Danger!

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

I've Written Some Non-Fiction! Also, Updates About PUPPET SKIN!

Hey Internet!

I haven't updated in a while. Things are happening. Slowly, they're happening.

Here's the first thing:

I've had two non-fiction essays run at the Clash Media website. Linking below:




I've found writing these personal essays to be a cathartic experience, so hopefully there will be more in the future. Keep your eyes peeled.

Here's the second thing:

There has been a few problems with the paperback version of PUPPET SKIN on Amazon. Some computer glitch keeps bumping it offline or something. I don't freakin' know what the deal is, but it's been that way for the better part of a month. YOU CAN STILL ORDER THE BOOK FROM AMAZON, but it might take a while to show up. So while my publisher tries to straighten that out, they've lowered the price of the Kindle version to $2.99.

PUPPET SKIN - $2.99 Kindle sale

If you want the paperback (and I fucking hope you do) your best bet right now would be to go through or You can still get a good deal there, price-wise. And I believe Book Depository does free shipping, even internationally.

PUPPET SKIN at Barnes and Noble

PUPPET SKIN at Book Depository

If that's not good enough, feel free to shoot me a message on Facebook or Goodreads or shoot me an email at if you want a personalized copy mailed directly from ME to YOU.

That's all for now.

Forever real,