Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Book Sale!

People sometimes ask me what my books are about. Imagine if Vonnegut was into 80s VHS horror. There ya go.

Fuck Amazon. Buy from me:
$15 for 1
$20 for both
All signed, shipping included

Impossible James is my newest release. 14 copies left.

I Will Rot Without You is my Wonderland Award winning book from a few years back. Only 4 copies left.

If you're curious, look 'em up. All my stuff is listed on this site.

Venmo: dangerslater

Check the comments section for updated inventories before buying.

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Impossible James Pre-Order Promo!

That's right. My new novel IMPOSSIBLE JAMES is up for preorder now.

From the back cover:

"My father was dying. There was no hope. Then he took a screwdriver to the brain. Got pregnant. And found the cure for death. Impossible? That's my dad."

Yeah, this is my most realized novel yet. It's bonkers. You're gonna love it.

And to help move those preorders along, I've decided to run a special promo:

1. Preorder IMPOSSIBLE JAMES 2. DM me proof of purchase + your address + the day you were born 3. Receive a handmade card with a weird one-of-a-kind message inside for your birthday 4. Enjoy IMPOSSIBLE JAMES when it's released on June 15th

You can order the book today on Amazon, or you can not fuck with that conglomerate bullshit and buy it directly from the publisher right here. And if you want to take part of the birthday promo, you can message me on any of my social medias (Twitter, Facebook, Goodreads, Instagram) or email me directly at

Thanks everyone,

Friday, August 24, 2018

I Never Update This!

Yeah, I'm terrible about updating this thing.

As you probably know, HE DIGS A HOLE was released. You can get it here.

For the rest of 2018: I have a few upcoming anthology publications coming up, as well as a few scheduled readings. And my next novel, IMPOSSIBLE JAMES, comes out sometime in the earlier part of 2019.

I'm gonna keep this blog around, basically just to archive my stuff, but if you want real updates, follow me on Facebook -or better yet- Twitter, where I post all the time.

Seeeee ya around!


Tuesday, December 26, 2017

HE DIGS A HOLE, My New Novel, Pre-order Up Now!

My new novel HE DIGS A HOLE is up for pre-order now!

From the back cover: "Get a job. Get married. Buy a house. Cut off your hands and replace them with gardening tools. Dig a hole. Can you hear the worms calling? Keep digging."

Bizarro/horror/comedy/drama. This one is almost impossible to define.

Releases Feb. 14th.

I love you.


Thank you all,

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

HE DIGS A HOLE Book Cover and Release Date!

Here is the wraparound cover for my next book, HE DIGS A HOLE:

Back cover description: "Get a job. Get married. Buy a house. Cut off your own hands and replace them with gardening tools. Dig a hole. Can you hear the worms calling? Keep digging."

Physical copies will be available in Nov. ONLY at Bizarrocon in Portland, OR (where it will featured at the Friday night Eraserhead Press party)  

Aside from that preorders will be up on Amazon soon, with an official release date of Feb. 14, 2018.

In the meantime, catch up with my last books, notably my weird coming-of-age bizarro story PUPPET SKIN and my Wonderland award nominated body horror love tale I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU.


~ Danger

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Puppet Skin's First Birthday!

PUPPET SKIN came out a year ago today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY LITTLE BOOKIE! I'm going to celebrate by eating an entire cake by myself. You can celebrate by buying a copy or leaving a review over on Amazon.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

PERSONALIZED BOOK SALE! And New Puppet Skin Trailer!

Business first:

Now that convention season is officially over, I can sell off the rest of my stock, so if you want a personalized copy of PUPPET SKIN or I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU, today is the day! $12 each or $20 for both of them, shipping price included. And in addition to autographing the books, I will include some other fun stuff, including a piece of original artwork. 

To pick one up, send me an email at ( or just direct message me on any of my social media platforms (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Goodreads)

Help me pay my rent! READ A BOOK!

And last but certainly not least WE MADE A TRAILER FOR PUPPET SKIN, and here it is:

Puppet Skin Trailer from Fungasm Press on Vimeo.