Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Impossible James Pre-Order Promo!

That's right. My new novel IMPOSSIBLE JAMES is up for preorder now.



From the back cover:

"My father was dying. There was no hope. Then he took a screwdriver to the brain. Got pregnant. And found the cure for death. Impossible? That's my dad."

Yeah, this is my most realized novel yet. It's bonkers. You're gonna love it.


And to help move those preorders along, I've decided to run a special promo:

1. Preorder IMPOSSIBLE JAMES 2. DM me proof of purchase + your address + the day you were born 3. Receive a handmade card with a weird one-of-a-kind message inside for your birthday 4. Enjoy IMPOSSIBLE JAMES when it's released on June 15th




You can order the book today on Amazon, or you can not fuck with that conglomerate bullshit and buy it directly from the publisher right here. And if you want to take part of the birthday promo, you can message me on any of my social medias (Twitter, Facebook, Goodreads, Instagram) or email me directly at danger_slater@yahoo.com

Thanks everyone,
Danger.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

HE DIGS A HOLE, My New Novel, Pre-order Up Now!

My new novel HE DIGS A HOLE is up for pre-order now!


From the back cover: "Get a job. Get married. Buy a house. Cut off your hands and replace them with gardening tools. Dig a hole. Can you hear the worms calling? Keep digging."

Bizarro/horror/comedy/drama. This one is almost impossible to define.

Releases Feb. 14th.

I love you.

CLICK HERE TO ORDER HE DIGS A HOLE.

Thank you all,
DS