Impossible James Pre-Order Promo!

That's right. My new novel IMPOSSIBLE JAMES is up for preorder now.

From the back cover:

"My father was dying. There was no hope. Then he took a screwdriver to the brain. Got pregnant. And found the cure for death. Impossible? That's my dad."

Yeah, this is my most realized novel yet. It's bonkers. You're gonna love it.


And to help move those preorders along, I've decided to run a special promo:

1. Preorder IMPOSSIBLE JAMES 2. DM me proof of purchase + your address + the day you were born 3. Receive a handmade card with a weird one-of-a-kind message inside for your birthday 4. Enjoy IMPOSSIBLE JAMES when it's released on June 15th




You can order the book today on Amazon, or you can not fuck with that conglomerate bullshit and buy it directly from the publisher right here. And if you want to take part of the birthday promo, you can message me on any of my social medias (Twitter, Facebook, Goodreads, Instagram) or email me directly at danger_slater@yahoo.com

Thanks everyone,
Danger.

HE DIGS A HOLE Book Cover and Release Date!

Here is the wraparound cover for my next book, HE DIGS A HOLE:

Back cover description: "Get a job. Get married. Buy a house. Cut off your own hands and replace them with gardening tools. Dig a hole. Can you hear the worms calling? Keep digging."

Physical copies will be available in Nov. ONLY at Bizarrocon in Portland, OR (where it will featured at the Friday night Eraserhead Press party)  

Aside from that preorders will be up on Amazon soon, with an official release date of Feb. 14, 2018.

In the meantime, catch up with my last books, notably my weird coming-of-age bizarro story PUPPET SKIN and my Wonderland award nominated body horror love tale I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU.

Later!

~ Danger

A New Novel!

Here it is, kids. The cover to my new novel I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU:

This bad boy is coming out in October and is available for pre-order RIGHT GODDAMN NOW from Fungasm Press! 

Here is the link: FUNGASM PRESS PRE-SALE LAUNCH PARTY!!!

You got not only a new book from me to pick up, but you can also order books from John Skipp, Laura Lee Bahr, Cody Goodfellow, Violet LeVoit, Autumn Christian and Devora Gray. These are special editions that will come autographed by the author with your name PRINTED inside. 

THIS CAMPAIGN ONLY RUNS FOR TWO WEEKS! DON'T PASS IT UP!

Click the link. Watch the video. Buy my book. Eat a lot of pizza. Live a better life.

Love,

Danger