Remember your first love?
How beautiful it was? The intensity you felt? The werewolves and prostitutes and and satanic masses? The awkward mishandling of each other's genitals?
Well, now you can relive every horrible second of it by reading my new story LIFE WITH GRETCHEN over at the Seahorse Rodeo Review [August]. They even put a super sexy picture of me looking super sexy in it:
Check it out or be forever unrequited,
p.s. Also check out the recipe I wrote on the second to last page. It's explosive!