Love!

Remember your first love?
How beautiful it was? The intensity you felt? The werewolves and prostitutes and and satanic masses? The awkward mishandling of each other's genitals?
Well, now you can relive every horrible second of it by reading my new story LIFE WITH GRETCHEN over at the Seahorse Rodeo Review [August]. They even put a super sexy picture of me looking super sexy in it:

Click here!

Check it out or be forever unrequited,
Danger!

p.s. Also check out the recipe I wrote on the second to last page. It's explosive!

This Wacky Weather! Again!

Have you read my story THIS WACKY WEATHER yet?
Of course you haven't! You hate reading. It's so boring.
Well, here's your chance to be bored once again, as you can now find my open letter/short story/softcore porn epic THIS WACKY WEATHER reprinted by the breakfast-lovers over at Hobo Pancakes.
Experience it again and again, for the first time. Again!
Link:
http://www.hobopancakes.com/climatecorral3.html

Do it to it,
Danger!

This Wacky Weather!

People of Earth,
Look in the sky!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
NO!
It's a cloud that rains amputated limbs!
Combat your carbon footprint by reading my new short story THIS WACKY WEATHER over at the Seahorse Rodeo Folk Revival [July]. Did you know that for every one online journal you read you save 14 trees worth of paper? It's true!
...Well, it might be true.
Heres the link:
http://seahorserodeoreview.com/Past-Issues.html

Hope you enjoy.
Love,
Danger_