Attention Shoppers:

Just when you thought it was safe to exchange that multipack of striped tube-socks your mom bought you for Christmas, comes a horror story of non-refundable proportions! 
Read my latest, THE MUMMY RETURNS! WITHOUT A RECEIPT! or be foreced to wander the halls of retail babylon for the next thousand years!  You can find it at the daily flash magazine Weirdyear. I suggest you go now before it's too late!
Beware the mummy's curse!  Beware the skinny denim!  Beware the smart-ass twenty-something retail clerks who only got a job because their parents were forcing them to 'learn some responsibility'!
Beware!  Beware!  BEWARE!

THE MUMMY RETURNS! WITHOUT A RECEIPT!

Hope you enjoy,
Danger_!

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like HELL!

Exorcise your holiday spirit and read my holiday-themed short story, MALL SATAN, at my all-time favorite on-line magazine, Jersey Devil Press!
Help spread the Antichristmas fear!

MALL SATAN

Happy Holidays,
Danger_