Just when you thought it was safe to exchange that multipack of striped tube-socks your mom bought you for Christmas, comes a horror story of non-refundable proportions!
Read my latest, THE MUMMY RETURNS! WITHOUT A RECEIPT! or be foreced to wander the halls of retail babylon for the next thousand years! You can find it at the daily flash magazine Weirdyear. I suggest you go now before it's too late!
Beware the mummy's curse! Beware the skinny denim! Beware the smart-ass twenty-something retail clerks who only got a job because their parents were forcing them to 'learn some responsibility'!
Beware! Beware! BEWARE!
THE MUMMY RETURNS! WITHOUT A RECEIPT!
Hope you enjoy,