Two New Anthologies For Your Book Lovin' Ass!

Let's get down to brass tacks here, people:

TWO GODDAMN NEW ANTHOLOGIES PUBLISHED AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!

First up, my story "My Tapir" has been published in the fourth edition of Rooster Republic Press's flagship anthology Tall Tales with Short Cocks.

Here's the cover art (inspired by my lowly words):

Kinda honored about that. Again, here's a link to buy it on Amazon! BUY IT RIGHT NOW, SUCKA! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! IT'S AWESOME!

SECONDLY, I have a story called "The Monster, the Man, the Building, the Bomb" in Bizarro Pulp Press's first anthology Bizarro, Bizarro.

Buy that shit right here!

OVER 500 PAGES of strangeness for your undeserving eyeballs. Seriously, people, check out the table of contents. I'm in great company here. An honor to be included in such a fine publication.

So here's the links again:

TALL TALES WITH SHORT COCKS VOL. 4

BIZARRO, BIZARRO

Man, I'm kill it over here!

~ Danger

JUNK Baby!

My Dearest Danger Lovers ~

Get your ass over to Amazon right now and pick up JUNK, a little ebook collection of fucked-up, funny stories INCLUDING one by your favorite author in the known universe, ME!

My contribution is called PROM NIGHT. It takes place on prom night. And things go somewhat wrong for ugly teenager Penny Wilkinson, who's date has stood her up. As she suffers through the 5 stages of grief, things start to get weird. Like, weird weird. Read it and find out.

Seriously, dude. The ebook costs ninety-nine fucking cents. And you get 8 stories. This isn't about making money for us. It's about giving you some funny fucking fiction. Go buy a copy, fool!

JUNK

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming, already in progress.

~ Danger!

B-I-N-G-O!

Hey hey hey!

I know you've all missed my short fiction, right? Right?! Jesus, people, you know I need the validation, RIGHT!??!?!??!????!?!???!!!!!!!!!?!

Well, miss it no more! I have a new short story over at Schlock Magazine! And if you ever wanted to read a splatterpunk story about two old grannies playing bingo, then TODAY is your LUCKY DAY!

It's called BINGO NIGHT.

Check it out here!

And be sure to give tribute to the rest of the fantastic fiction that appears in that issue.

Once again BINGO NIGHT!

Thanks!
Danger

Kids Today!

Let's get to it, kiddos.

I have a new short story out! Yippeee!

It's called KIDS TODAY. It's the tale of an old man looking for meaning to life in a world that keeps on changing. And also masturbation.

It's mostly about masturbation, actually.

You can only read this story by buying Issue 7 of The Ampersand Review.
Click the link and buy!
It's $10 and you'll get 165 pages of literary gold and about 5 pages of my nonsense.
THAT'S A FAST-FOOD LEVEL OF VALUE! CONSIDER MY STORY A CHICKEN NUGGET! EAT IT!

Anyway here's the link one more time, just in case you missed the other three I had posted in this article already:

KIDS TODAY

And don't forget to follow me on Twitter (@Danger_Slater) because I'm hilarious and if you don't read every little thing I post up on that site, you're life will be hollow and meaningless.

That's it.

~ Danger