DangerRAMA! Coming Soon!

 

There's the cover art (front and back) of my soonforthupcoming book DangerRAMA!

In case you can't read the back cover here's what it says:

Ladies and gentleworms, gargoyles and girls – do you have the mettle to step up and peer into the mouth of mayhem, incongruity, shock and perversion? A trio of taint-tingling tales await you between these covers. Your taint will tingle. On your taint. The taint is that area between your balls and asshole, in case you didn’t know. Is it tingling yet? Good. Now let these three twisted novellas forever change your pathetic little life:

KNIGHTS OF THE WHITE CASTLE – An inter-dimensional tale of hamburgers, hubris and science gone mad!

SOMNAMBULANT – Terrorists, movie stars, and blue whales converge in this story about a dude who’s really just trying to get a good night’s sleep.

ME & ME & ME & ME & ME & ME & ME & ME – A computer malfunction sends a lone astronaut spiraling across the cosmos. Will he save mankind or just masturbate a lot?

That's right. Three new novellas in one nice little package! There is not an "official" release date as of right now, but this book will be available SOON. Sooner than you think. Like, in a week or two. Or three. Who knows. Point is - SOON MUTHAFUCKA! In the meantime here's what you can do to stay informed:

Add DangerRAMA on Goodreads by clicking this link

Visit Rooster Republic Press by clicking this link

Read an interview I did concerning DangerRAMA a few months back with this link

Feel free to 'add' me on Facebook by clicking here 

I'm really excited and very proud of this book and I can't wait for you fine folks out there in internetland to read it.

Thanks e'rrybody!

~ Danger!

Tall Tales with Short Cocks vol. 2!

Good people of the World Wide Web,

I know you've been on the edge of your seats for many, many months, eagerly anticipating a new story from your all-time favorite author. That day is finally here! NO, I'm not talking about this fucking lady. I'm talking about ME! I HAVE A NEW SHORT STORY OUT! And man, as far as techo-horrorotica satires go, it might just be the greatest story ever written!

It's called THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE and it can only be found within the pages of the latest anthology from Bizarro Press:

Tall Tales With Short Cocks vol. 2

So not only does TTwSCvol2 have a wicked looking acronym [reference: see 8 words ago] but it also is chock full of some of my favorite writers, including Eirik Gumeny, Douglas Hackle, Christy Leigh Stewart and David Wallace Fleming. Plus a whole bunch more!

BUY IT RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR KINDLE! Only $2.99! I believe the print version will be out soon as well, if your one of "those" people who want their books made out of tree semen.  That is what printed books are made of, right?

So what are you waiting for? That's 15 goddamn weird, borderline inappropriate and most excellently entertaining stories you're going to read, all for the cost of a slice of overpriced pizza!

TALL TALES WITH SHORT COCKS vol. 2, featuring my story THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE!

Happy purchasing,

Danger!

Kids Today!

Let's get to it, kiddos.

I have a new short story out! Yippeee!

It's called KIDS TODAY. It's the tale of an old man looking for meaning to life in a world that keeps on changing. And also masturbation.

It's mostly about masturbation, actually.

You can only read this story by buying Issue 7 of The Ampersand Review.
Click the link and buy!
It's $10 and you'll get 165 pages of literary gold and about 5 pages of my nonsense.
THAT'S A FAST-FOOD LEVEL OF VALUE! CONSIDER MY STORY A CHICKEN NUGGET! EAT IT!

Anyway here's the link one more time, just in case you missed the other three I had posted in this article already:

KIDS TODAY

And don't forget to follow me on Twitter (@Danger_Slater) because I'm hilarious and if you don't read every little thing I post up on that site, you're life will be hollow and meaningless.

That's it.

~ Danger

Snowpocalypse Strikes Back!

That's right, boys and girls, you're worst fears have come true.
SNOWPOCALYPSE is back! And it's bigger than ever!
Now you can buy your very own copy of SNOWPOCALYPSE as well as several other great stories from Jersey Devil Press by pre-ordering the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology! And, if that wasn't enough, order between now and it's release date on July 27th and get another one of their books, or a second copy of the anthology for only $25!
Don't be a fool! Be prepared!
The more copies you have, the more kindling you'll have when the SNOWPOCALYPSE hits. I mean, have you ever tried burning a computer? It's not that easy...
Anyway here's a link:
http://www.jerseydevilpress.com/?page_id=224

Until we meet again,
Danger