I'm not going to bury the lead here, people.
This Saturday night (4/20/13) at midnight EST (9 p.m PST) I am going to be doing a LIVE radio interview!
Shawn Misener, the mega-genius behind the bizarro poetry magazine Clutching At Straws has asked me to be a guest on the inaugural episode of Clutching at Straws radio!!!
I'm super excited, somewhat nervous and wholly honored to be a part of this. And it's LIVE so anything can happen. Aliens could attack during the interview. Or, more likely, I'll freeze up like a raccoon on the side of the freeway. Either way, you'll have to tune in to find out.
I will tease you with this - I gave Shawn a list of 10 weird secrets about me. What are they? Well, you'll just have to listen. Find out if I have three balls and two dick or two balls and three dicks. Or no balls and no dicks. Or all balls and all dicks.
CLUTCHING AT STRAWS RADIO this SATURDAY the 20th at MIDNIGHT EST/9PM PST.
Be there or be a parallelogram.
Oh, before you surf on, consider reading the two poetry pieces of mine that ran in Clutching At Straws a year or two back: SHAVE THE WHALES and ODE TO BANANA.
Okay, Danger out for real now.