I Will Make You Love Me!

How's it going, Internet?

So, I know you already own a copy of my debut novel LOVE ME.
That's a given. Right? RIGHT?!?
Well, just in case you're not sure of what to think, here are a couple of reviews it has recieved so far:

The Hipster Book Club had some very nice things to say about it, as did Hampton Reviews, who gave it 5 stars. And 5 stars just happens to be what LOVE ME recieved from Jagged Edge Reviews as well.

So count 'em. Three reviews so far! And they all liked it!

Q: How can three people be wrong?
A: They can't. It's scientifically impossible.

So there you have it. You are bound by your faith in logic and science to praise LOVE ME in all it's various form, be it the Paperback or Kindle or the Holy Ghost.

And keep your eyes peeled, Dangerlings, because I have it on good authority that there are several more reviews coming in over the next few months.

Actually, don't peel your eyes. That'd be gross.

Hugs and kisses,
Danger!

Interview!

Hello,

Head on over to Hampton-Networks book reviews to read a new, lengthy interview with your favorite author. No, not this guy. I'm talking about me, you asshole. Click the link below and see me evasively answer serious questions with tactless humor and sarcasm.

CLICK HERE TO READ!!!

I also believe they will have a review of my novel Love Me forthcoming, so stay tuned for that.

That's all for now, kids.
Love,
Danger_Slater