Post Convention Book Sale!

After a successful and FUN weekend selling books with MP Johnson at Days of the Dead in Los Angeles, I have a bunch of extra copies of my books available. So if anyone out there wants to buy one from me directly, send me a message at or here or at my email at: danger_slater@yahoo.com.

I'm thinking $12 for one book, $20 for two, $25 for all three. This includes the shipping cost. I'll of course sign them for you and thrown in a bunch of goodies too. Tell your friends.

Thanks!

~ Danger

I'm On Crack! Er --- I mean, A PODCAST!

Yeah, ignore that title. I'm not on crack. Unless you got some....

My segment with The Surreal Grotesque Podcast just went up. And it's a grand ol' time, if I do say so myself, which I suppose I just said, so that's kind of redundant. ANYWAY, this is a wonderful podcast with lots of interesting bizarro authors so CHECK IT OUT:

Listen or Download Here

Let the smooth sounds of my voice satisfy your ear pussies.

And a BIG thank you to Jeremy Maddux for having me on the show. That dude deserves a medal or something for doing what he does. I'd give him one, but I'm a fuckin' author. I don't have any money.

Enjoy kiddos.

~ Danger!

DangerRAMA! Coming Soon!

 

There's the cover art (front and back) of my soonforthupcoming book DangerRAMA!

In case you can't read the back cover here's what it says:

Ladies and gentleworms, gargoyles and girls – do you have the mettle to step up and peer into the mouth of mayhem, incongruity, shock and perversion? A trio of taint-tingling tales await you between these covers. Your taint will tingle. On your taint. The taint is that area between your balls and asshole, in case you didn’t know. Is it tingling yet? Good. Now let these three twisted novellas forever change your pathetic little life:

KNIGHTS OF THE WHITE CASTLE – An inter-dimensional tale of hamburgers, hubris and science gone mad!

SOMNAMBULANT – Terrorists, movie stars, and blue whales converge in this story about a dude who’s really just trying to get a good night’s sleep.

ME & ME & ME & ME & ME & ME & ME & ME – A computer malfunction sends a lone astronaut spiraling across the cosmos. Will he save mankind or just masturbate a lot?

That's right. Three new novellas in one nice little package! There is not an "official" release date as of right now, but this book will be available SOON. Sooner than you think. Like, in a week or two. Or three. Who knows. Point is - SOON MUTHAFUCKA! In the meantime here's what you can do to stay informed:

Add DangerRAMA on Goodreads by clicking this link

Visit Rooster Republic Press by clicking this link

Read an interview I did concerning DangerRAMA a few months back with this link

Feel free to 'add' me on Facebook by clicking here 

I'm really excited and very proud of this book and I can't wait for you fine folks out there in internetland to read it.

Thanks e'rrybody!

~ Danger!

Get a Copy of LOVE ME for Free!

When you think of Valentine’s day, what comes to mind?
Anatomically incorrect hearts?
Flower genocide?
Sad masturbation sessions?

WELL FUCK THAT SHIT!

This year, instead of wasting your boner on your significant other, get a boner for my book LOVE ME. Why? Because for a limited time only, you can join the Lonely Viking on an existential bizarro quest across the entire world in search of a meaning to life and true love FOR FREE!

THAT’S RIGHT, PERSON READING THIS! 

LOVE ME IS FREE FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS!

Starting today - Weds the 13^th and going on through Sunday the 17^th, you can download a copy to you Kindle, PC or phone for the price of ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN’ NOTHING!

Do it! FREE! Look at all these links! CLICK ON THE LINKS!
LOVE ME!
LOVE ME!
FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Oh, and while you’re at it, download your stinkin’ ass a copy of Eirik Gumeny and Stephen Schwegler’s hilariously violent and overly perverse sci-fi parody book SCREW THE UNIVERSE also for free.)

Do I need to put another link?
Ok, I will.

LOVE ME!
Free.

Enjoy.

Love,

Danger_Slater

Free Love (Me)!

Good Evening, You Beautiful Monsters!

I have great news for all you cheap-asses out there:

Jersey Devil Press just announced that the digital copy of LOVE ME for the Amazon Kindle will be free from  Monday 10/29 through Friday 11/2!

Click here and get yourself copy right now!

And, because you are all so goddamn lucky, JDP has also decided to give away two of their other excellent titles as well!

Exponential Apocalypse by Eirik Gumeny

and

Perhaps by Stephen Schwegler

THREE BOOKS ALL FOR THE PRICE OF NOTHING!

Here's the links once again:

Love Me

Exponential Apocalypse

Perhaps  

How very generous of Jersey Devil Press! Check out these great books. If you like, maybe tell your friends or drop a review on Goodreads or Amazon. At the very least, give it a try. THEY'RE FUCKING FREE! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!?

That is all,
~ Danger

Updates Ahoy!

'ello ya jerks!

Danger here. Got two quick updates for you today.

First off, read a new interview with me over at Jess Resides Here. Be in awe of my awesomeness as I answer random questions about Love Me.

And speaking of Love Me, the price point on the Kindle version has dropped to .99 cents! That's right, you cheap assholes, you can new enjoy the novel that took me many, many difficult months to write for less than the price of a can of Sprite.

LOVE ME on KINDLE - only .99 CENTS!!!

Serious. It's a dollar people. Stop being so goddamn miserly, you Scrooge McDucks, and buy it already!

Interview

Love Me

That's it.

~ Danger

I Will Make You Love Me!

How's it going, Internet?

So, I know you already own a copy of my debut novel LOVE ME.
That's a given. Right? RIGHT?!?
Well, just in case you're not sure of what to think, here are a couple of reviews it has recieved so far:

The Hipster Book Club had some very nice things to say about it, as did Hampton Reviews, who gave it 5 stars. And 5 stars just happens to be what LOVE ME recieved from Jagged Edge Reviews as well.

So count 'em. Three reviews so far! And they all liked it!

Q: How can three people be wrong?
A: They can't. It's scientifically impossible.

So there you have it. You are bound by your faith in logic and science to praise LOVE ME in all it's various form, be it the Paperback or Kindle or the Holy Ghost.

And keep your eyes peeled, Dangerlings, because I have it on good authority that there are several more reviews coming in over the next few months.

Actually, don't peel your eyes. That'd be gross.

Hugs and kisses,
Danger!

Love Me Is Out! Buy It! Now!

HOLY SHIT MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY! FUCKIN' BUY IT ALREADY! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!

Amazon paperback - $9.99

Amazon kindle - $1.99

Smashwords [all other digitial formats] - $1.99

Not sure this book is for you? Take a hit of the first chapter then, for free, right here.
Addicted now? I'm sure you are! Well then...

BUY! BUY! BUY!

Thank you!
- Danger_Slater

Oh...also go ahead and 'like' Love Me's facebook page by clicking this link!

A Good Ol' Fashioned Facebook Orgy!

Greetings Fellow Readers!

Only one week until Love Me!

Join the Love Me event on Facebook! Intive all your Facebook friends, family, co-workers, casual acquaintances, strangers you thought were hot, 'silly' pages set up for your cat/dog/ferret, fellow church members, creepers, and most importantly, invite yourself to what some people (mainly myself) are calling the greatest literary event of the millenium!

Love Me Release Facebook Event!!!

Fantastic!
-Danger_Slater

Test Drive Love Me Today!

Stop reading this right now and head on over to Jersey Devil Press where you can read the the first chapter of Love Me! For free!
When your done, you can donate your hard-won dollars to Jersey Devil Press and recieve a paperback copy of Love Me and a copy of Eirik Gumeny and Stephen Schwegler's e-book, Screw The Universe! That's two books for the price of...well...er...two. But they're very good books. I promise.
And don't forget, kids, AUGUST 9TH is Love Me's official release date! That's so close! Holy crap! Start saving your lunch money!!!

Love Me - Chapter 1!!!

It's like crack, son. You know you want more.

- Danger

Love Me Release Date and Pre-Order and Fundraiser!

Yes, August 9 will be the official release date of LOVE ME!
It will be available as a paperback and an e-book. Oh, and did I mention there are illustrations in it by the renegade-viking of the art world Shawn Vales?
How excited are you! Hopefully you're so excited you want to empty your pockets right now because Jersey Devil Press is having a fundraiser! For the generous sum of $25 you will get a free pass into Heaven, plus a paperback copy of LOVE ME and an e-book by the very talented Eirik Gumeny and Stephen Schwegler called SCREW THE UNIVERSE! With a title like that, there's no way it could be bad! These books will arrive at your home wrapped in floral-scented tissue paper and/or digitally encoded files a whole freakin' week before they're released! You'll be the first of your friends to say 'I got these two books no one has heard of!'
Of course, you don't have to give. You can always buy LOVE ME in August when it comes out. But for just $.83 a day, the cost of a cup of highly-deadly plutonium, wouldn't you like the satisfaction of knowing you helped a starving on-line magazine find a loving owner [*insert sad Sarah McLachlan song here*]?
I guess what I'm really trying to say to with all of this is BE PREPARED TO BUY MY BOOK SOON BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'M GOING TO KARATE CHOP YOU IN THE NECK AND IT'S GOING TO BE A VERY UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE! AUGUST 9TH, FUCKFACE! MARK YOUR CALENDER!

Visit the Jersey Devil Press website HERE to learn more!

Love,
Danger_Slater

Book Cover!

There is it, folks. The official cover for Love Me. Releasing in August.

Click here to check out Love Me's page on the Jersey Devil Press website. Let us know what you think. Or we'll find you. And harm you.

LOVE ME

Hugs and kisses,
Danger!

Love Me Announced!

That's right, kids.  My debut novel has been annouced!
It's called LOVE ME and it will be released by none other than the greatest jersey-devil-related-online-literary-magazine in the past three years, Jersey Devil Press!  Check it out HERE!!!
Now, I know you all have a million questions:
1. What's it about?
2. When will it be released?
3. I want lunch!
4. Who are you?
To answer:
1. I'm not telling.  But think Candide meets the Toxic Avenger on a low-budget porn set while David Lynch and Kurt Vonnegut argue over the script in the background.
2. It's coming out this summer.  No release date yet, but I can assure you, there is currently an army of mad scientists dilligently working on it as we speak, making sure every comma, every colon, every sphincter is securely in place.
3. That's not a question.  But check your fridge.
4. And who am I?  I'm Danger_Slater, motherfucker.  You're on my webpage.

More details to come.

Click it!

Love,
Me.