Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Snowpocalypse hits New Jersey!

Greetings Earthlings.
How are you all? Feeling good? Relaxed? Happy?
WELL STOP! STOP IT THIS INSTANT.
My new short short SNOWPOCALYPSE is in this month's issue of Jersey Devil Press! It's the end of the world, motherfuckers. Only my story will give you the tools you need to survive the impending disater. Also, it might elicit a chuckle or two, but they will be chuckles of TOTAL, IRREPUTABLE, UNDENIALBE ANNIHILATION!!!
Trust me, this is a can't miss tale.
Thanks kids. Good night and good luck.
Here's the link:
http://www.jerseydevilpress.com/?page_id=400

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Welcome!

Welcome to the most dangerous blog on the internet!
Why is it dangerous, you ask?
Because I use a lot of exclamation points!
If you don't know me, I am a writer. This page is my home.
It all begins somewhere. And that place is here.
So sit back, friends, and enjoy the ride.

Hugs and Kisses,
Danger