How are you all? Feeling good? Relaxed? Happy?
WELL STOP! STOP IT THIS INSTANT.
My new short short SNOWPOCALYPSE is in this month's issue of Jersey Devil Press! It's the end of the world, motherfuckers. Only my story will give you the tools you need to survive the impending disater. Also, it might elicit a chuckle or two, but they will be chuckles of TOTAL, IRREPUTABLE, UNDENIALBE ANNIHILATION!!!
Trust me, this is a can't miss tale.
Thanks kids. Good night and good luck.
Here's the link: