What are you doing reading this? Why aren't you buying the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology? I wrote one of the stories in it. You like my stories, don't you? You said you did. Were you lying to me? Now my feelings are hurt. No no no, don't worry about me. I'm just going to eat this ENTIRE CHOCOLATE CAKE AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!
You insensitive prick...
Or you can quit wasting time and spend your money here: http://www.jerseydevilpress.com/?page_id=224 or here: http//www.amazon.com/2010-Jersey-Devil-Press-Anthology/dp/098461270X/ref=sr_1_cc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1279989370&sr=1-1-catcorr or here: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/e/9780984612703/?itm=1
Love,
Danger
Showing posts with label snowpocalypse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snowpocalypse. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Snowpocalypse Strikes Back!
That's right, boys and girls, you're worst fears have come true.
SNOWPOCALYPSE is back! And it's bigger than ever!
Now you can buy your very own copy of SNOWPOCALYPSE as well as several other great stories from Jersey Devil Press by pre-ordering the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology! And, if that wasn't enough, order between now and it's release date on July 27th and get another one of their books, or a second copy of the anthology for only $25!
Don't be a fool! Be prepared!
The more copies you have, the more kindling you'll have when the SNOWPOCALYPSE hits. I mean, have you ever tried burning a computer? It's not that easy...
Anyway here's a link:
http://www.jerseydevilpress.com/?page_id=224
Until we meet again,
Danger
SNOWPOCALYPSE is back! And it's bigger than ever!
Now you can buy your very own copy of SNOWPOCALYPSE as well as several other great stories from Jersey Devil Press by pre-ordering the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology! And, if that wasn't enough, order between now and it's release date on July 27th and get another one of their books, or a second copy of the anthology for only $25!
Don't be a fool! Be prepared!
The more copies you have, the more kindling you'll have when the SNOWPOCALYPSE hits. I mean, have you ever tried burning a computer? It's not that easy...
Anyway here's a link:
http://www.jerseydevilpress.com/?page_id=224
Until we meet again,
Danger
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Snowpocalypse hits New Jersey!
Greetings Earthlings.
How are you all? Feeling good? Relaxed? Happy?
WELL STOP! STOP IT THIS INSTANT.
My new short short SNOWPOCALYPSE is in this month's issue of Jersey Devil Press! It's the end of the world, motherfuckers. Only my story will give you the tools you need to survive the impending disater. Also, it might elicit a chuckle or two, but they will be chuckles of TOTAL, IRREPUTABLE, UNDENIALBE ANNIHILATION!!!
Trust me, this is a can't miss tale.
Thanks kids. Good night and good luck.
Here's the link:
http://www.jerseydevilpress.com/?page_id=400
How are you all? Feeling good? Relaxed? Happy?
WELL STOP! STOP IT THIS INSTANT.
My new short short SNOWPOCALYPSE is in this month's issue of Jersey Devil Press! It's the end of the world, motherfuckers. Only my story will give you the tools you need to survive the impending disater. Also, it might elicit a chuckle or two, but they will be chuckles of TOTAL, IRREPUTABLE, UNDENIALBE ANNIHILATION!!!
Trust me, this is a can't miss tale.
Thanks kids. Good night and good luck.
Here's the link:
http://www.jerseydevilpress.com/?page_id=400
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