They say good things come in small packages, and sometimes the shortest of stories can be but a precursor to something grand.
Just as the acorn can become a mighty oak,
Just as a baby will grow into a man,
Just as my dinner will soon become poop,
I too, have a small package
What I mean is, I have a new short story! Super-short! Ultra-short! 100 words to be exact, called MY WIFE IS A HEAD OF LETTUCE.
And get this, it's published in an audio magazine! Now even the illiterate can enjoy quality flash fiction as much as any pretentious Liberal Arts major! You can find it on my favorite audio/fiction magazine The Drabblecast [episode 167. About 10 minutes in, though I implore you to listen to the entire show, as it is pretty awesome]
or, if you're so inclined, download it for FREE on iTunes.
Until next time, happy hunting.