Showing posts with label audio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label audio. Show all posts

Monday, June 8, 2015

This is the Last Time I Call Jeremy Maddux a Punk-Ass Bitch!

My Dearest, Most Beautiful Readers,

The FINAL chapter in the epic six-month-long battle between Jeremy Maddux and I is up for your listening pleasure over at Surreal Sermons


IF you haven't paid any attention (and I know you haven't!) this is the episode for you. 7 or 8 phone calls later, the misunderstanding that spilled over into real life, involving our friends, lovers, and even our MOTHERS, finally comes to a close! Herein lie the beginning and the end, in chronological order, with color commentary from listeners who wanted to weigh in on the whole ordeal. 


If you loved me, you'd listen to this episode right now.


LISTEN/DOWNLOAD RIGHT HERE!!!!


Your Best Friend, 

Danger

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

New Flash Fiction and a New Audio Interview!

Hi fuckers!

That wasn't nice. I didn't mean to call you fuckers. I love you guys.

Here's some updates:

New (free) flash fiction available at Bizarro Central. It's called AN ALPHABETICAL LIST OF EVERY WOMAN I'VE EVER SLEPT WITH. It's exactly what it sounds like. Or is it? Click the link.

Also, I did an interview with my Stranger Danger buddy Kevin Strange for Adam Millard's new radio show Bizarro UK:

LISTEN TO US BULLSHIT AND TRY TO BE FUNNY BY CLICKING HERE.

That's about that for current updates.

I've been toying with the idea of actually staying up to date with this thing. Maybe doing a weekly update. Just letting everyone know what I've been up to and what cool shit some of my writer friends are up to that you might want to check out. As it is, I've just been using this blog as a 'link dump' to keep track of all my shit I've put out there in the world. What do you people think? Should I update this thing more? Does anyone even read this? Do you want to see my dick?

Other than that,

BYE BYE.

~ Danger

Monday, August 12, 2013

Books, Beer and Bullshit Podcast Interview!

Greeting out there in Internetland!

I'm pleased to let you all know that my interview with the Books, Beer and Bullshit Podcast just went up! In addition to DangerRAMA, come listen to us discuss the lighter side of fast food franchising, Norwegian nomenclature and having sex with your own body parts.

This is a consistently hilarious show and I'm really, really glad they invited me to be a part of it.

LISTEN HERE WITH YOUR EARHOLES, SUCKAS!

And follow BB&B here and on Facebook.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming,

Danger!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Stop! Drabble Time!

Hello Dangerlings,

Once again, you'll be able to enjoy my fantastic, spastic, plastic flash fiction in audio form! For your listening pleasure, a drabble is up on this weeks Drabblecast called PORKWOOD!

Stream it here or go download it to you iPod for FREE on iTunes!

And in case you missed it, or perhaps want to relive it again for the first time, check out my other drabble that many critics, mostly myself, have called "...a modern masterpiece...far surpassing anything that thesaurus-thumping hack Charles Dickens ever barfed onto paper..." My Wife Is a Head of Lettuce!

PORKWOOD!!!

Until we "meat" again,
Danger!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Drabble!

They say good things come in small packages, and sometimes the shortest of stories can be but a precursor to something grand.
Just as the acorn can become a mighty oak,
Just as a baby will grow into a man,
Just as my dinner will soon become poop,
I too, have a small package
....
What I mean is, I have a new short story! Super-short! Ultra-short! 100 words to be exact, called MY WIFE IS A HEAD OF LETTUCE.
And get this, it's published in an audio magazine! Now even the illiterate can enjoy quality flash fiction as much as any pretentious Liberal Arts major! You can find it on my favorite audio/fiction magazine The Drabblecast [episode 167. About 10 minutes in, though I implore you to listen to the entire show, as it is pretty awesome]
http://www.drabblecast.org/
or, if you're so inclined, download it for FREE on iTunes.

Until next time, happy hunting.
Love,
Danger