Two Things!

Hello y'all.

Two quick things for you today:

#1. I have a new poem out called ODE TO BANANA at Clutching At Straws. I'm not much of a poet, but they like their verse weird over there, so on that front, I am happy to deliver.

ODE TO BANANA

#2. Jersey Devil Press has a new book out! Well, it's not exactly a new book as it came out in e-format a 2 months ago, but it's new in paperback, which is good news for you Luddites out there who enjoy books that eventually will rot. That is, unless you're really, REALLY a Luddite, in which case you probably only like your books in stone tablet form. I'm getting off topic here. What I'm trying to say is buy the paperback version SCREW THE UNIVERSE, the latest novel from Stephen Schwegler and Eirik Gumeny. I read it. It's funny as shit. Funny as clown shit, even.

SCREW THE UNIVERSE

Good times. Good times.
~ Danger!

Bananahead!

Hi-ho, Dangerlings!

May I direct your attention over to the fantastic lit-zine The New Flesh to check out my latest piece of flash fiction, BANANAHEAD!

It's a tale of unscrupulous corporate greed, tabloid journalism, proper nutrition and sexual deviance. And the main character also happens to have a banana for a head.

BANANAHEAD

And keep your eyes peeled, fellow readers, because I have a different banana-related piece coming out in a week or two. Yeah, I like bananas. You got a problem with that?

Love,
Danger!