Good Evening, You Beautiful Monsters!
I have great news for all you cheap-asses out there:
Jersey Devil Press just announced that the digital copy of LOVE ME for the Amazon Kindle will be free from Monday 10/29 through Friday 11/2!
Click here and get yourself copy right now!
And, because you are all so goddamn lucky, JDP has also decided to give away two of their other excellent titles as well!
Exponential Apocalypse by Eirik Gumeny
and
Perhaps by Stephen Schwegler
THREE BOOKS ALL FOR THE PRICE OF NOTHING!
Here's the links once again:
Love Me
Exponential Apocalypse
Perhaps
How very generous of Jersey Devil Press! Check out these great books. If you like, maybe tell your friends or drop a review on Goodreads or Amazon. At the very least, give it a try. THEY'RE FUCKING FREE! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!?
That is all,
~ Danger
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Sunday, October 28, 2012
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Two Things!
Hello y'all.
Two quick things for you today:
#1. I have a new poem out called ODE TO BANANA at Clutching At Straws. I'm not much of a poet, but they like their verse weird over there, so on that front, I am happy to deliver.
ODE TO BANANA
#2. Jersey Devil Press has a new book out! Well, it's not exactly a new book as it came out in e-format a 2 months ago, but it's new in paperback, which is good news for you Luddites out there who enjoy books that eventually will rot. That is, unless you're really, REALLY a Luddite, in which case you probably only like your books in stone tablet form. I'm getting off topic here. What I'm trying to say is buy the paperback version SCREW THE UNIVERSE, the latest novel from Stephen Schwegler and Eirik Gumeny. I read it. It's funny as shit. Funny as clown shit, even.
SCREW THE UNIVERSE
Good times. Good times.
~ Danger!
Two quick things for you today:
#1. I have a new poem out called ODE TO BANANA at Clutching At Straws. I'm not much of a poet, but they like their verse weird over there, so on that front, I am happy to deliver.
ODE TO BANANA
#2. Jersey Devil Press has a new book out! Well, it's not exactly a new book as it came out in e-format a 2 months ago, but it's new in paperback, which is good news for you Luddites out there who enjoy books that eventually will rot. That is, unless you're really, REALLY a Luddite, in which case you probably only like your books in stone tablet form. I'm getting off topic here. What I'm trying to say is buy the paperback version SCREW THE UNIVERSE, the latest novel from Stephen Schwegler and Eirik Gumeny. I read it. It's funny as shit. Funny as clown shit, even.
SCREW THE UNIVERSE
Good times. Good times.
~ Danger!
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang!
Hello everybody!
I have a brand-spanking-new piece of flash fiction out today for your reading (dis)pleasure over the bizarro 'zine The Mustache Factor.
Finally an existential, philosophical, metaphysical fart joke that answers the question, "What if the shit I'm shitting is not my own?" The story is called PLOPPELGANGER and it stinks. In a good way. What are you waiting for? Go read!
PLOPPELGANGER
Thanks y'all.
~ Danger!
I have a brand-spanking-new piece of flash fiction out today for your reading (dis)pleasure over the bizarro 'zine The Mustache Factor.
Finally an existential, philosophical, metaphysical fart joke that answers the question, "What if the shit I'm shitting is not my own?" The story is called PLOPPELGANGER and it stinks. In a good way. What are you waiting for? Go read!
PLOPPELGANGER
Thanks y'all.
~ Danger!
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