Two New Stories!

Good Morning Faithful Readers!

I'm going to skip the usual theatrics (sorry, no donkey show this week, folks) and get right to the meat of the matter. NEW STORIES!!!!

First up, some new flash fiction up at The Flash Fiction Offensive:

WEREHAND - you know, like a werewolf...but with a hand...

And secondly, an epic new story up at none other than the greatest lit-mag on the dark side of the internet Jersey Devil Press:

RED HOT PANDA LOVE - it's a story of science, sex, religion and pandas. This is one of my personal favorites and if you consider yourself a fan of mine, I implore you to check it out.

There you go. Fun for the whole family. You have lots of reading to do. I'll leave you to it.

Until we meet again,
Danger!

This Wacky Weather! Again!

Have you read my story THIS WACKY WEATHER yet?
Of course you haven't! You hate reading. It's so boring.
Well, here's your chance to be bored once again, as you can now find my open letter/short story/softcore porn epic THIS WACKY WEATHER reprinted by the breakfast-lovers over at Hobo Pancakes.
Experience it again and again, for the first time. Again!
Link:
http://www.hobopancakes.com/climatecorral3.html

Do it to it,
Danger!

This Wacky Weather!

People of Earth,
Look in the sky!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
NO!
It's a cloud that rains amputated limbs!
Combat your carbon footprint by reading my new short story THIS WACKY WEATHER over at the Seahorse Rodeo Folk Revival [July]. Did you know that for every one online journal you read you save 14 trees worth of paper? It's true!
...Well, it might be true.
Heres the link:
http://seahorserodeoreview.com/Past-Issues.html

Hope you enjoy.
Love,
Danger_