Trailer Trash!

Here is a trailer for The Zombie Feed Vol. 1 anthology, which is the only place you'll be able to read my short story HIPSTERS IN LOVE.

Fuck yeah!

Also, in case you were on the fence about buying this particular anthology, thinking "zombies are so overplayed. I want something original, like vampire romance," then you should check out this review from hellnotes.com. They had some very nice things to say about HIPSTERS IN LOVE, plus some of the other fine work in the book as well.

Here's those links again:

Buy
Review
Funny Twilight parody

At ease soldiers,
~ Danger!

Three Questions!

Greetings out there in Internetland,

I have a short, three-question interview over at Maggie Slater's blog [of no relation].
Maggie and I are both author's of short stories in the The Zombie Feed vol. 1, which is the only place you can find my now-legendary short story HIPSTERS IN LOVE.
Anyway, go read the interview, buy The Zombie Feed vol. 1, [while you're at amazon, feel free to pick up a copy of Love Me and all of Jersey Devil Press's other fine books] and enjoy the hell out of all of it.

Here's the link to the interview one more time:

Three Questions with Danger_Slater

Goodbye,
- D!

Blog-A-Long!

Greetings Dangerlings,
I have a very special blog post over at The Zombie Feed called E-mails of the Dead.  You can read it HERE.  And don't forget to order The Zombie Feed Anthology vol. 1 featuring my brain-crunching short story HIPSTERS IN LOVE.  I believe the anthology is shipping this upcoming week, so get your pre-order in now and the editor will autograph it for you and not inject the pages with the deadly Solanum virus which will slowly transform you into a zombie as you read it.  And as I believe my story is the last one in the book, it would be a damn shame if you became a mindless zombie before you got to enjoy it.
After you've enjoyed it, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
Here's some linkage:

E-mails of the Dead

HIPSTERS IN LOVE

Thanks,
Danger!

Zombie Nation!

Calling all Undead Fiends,
Pre-orders are now being taken for the very first anthology from The Zombie Feed, featuring a previously unpublished story by your favorite author/atom bomb, Danger_Slater!
That's right, kids.  This story will only be available if you order the book!
It's called HIPSTERS IN LOVE, a blood-soaked, brain-chomping, hipster-bashing slice of end of the world goodness! 
So what are you in store for?  Here's a short excerpt, to whet your appetite:

"We should start a band," Rob interrupts, playing the same 3-chord riff over and over and over again.



"Jesus, you two are giving me a headache," Vikki rubs her temples.


"Maybe you're turning," Rob tells her.


"Not funny," she replies. She sits on the counter and crosses her legs, almost painfully, as her pencil-thin jeans don't leave much room for movement. "When are Marco and X getting back?"


I look at my watch; Snap, Crackle, and Pop tick around the clockface. I got it from a cereal box. "Its only been an hour," I go.


On the table in front of me is a months-old copy of Newsweek. The cover reads in red bold-font APOCALYPSE! I haven't read the article yet. I'm not too into reading. Unless it's Palahniuk. Then it's...tolerable.


"I hope they find some Chai Tea. I can get kind of cranky when I don't get my caffeine fix," Vikki says.


"Really? We hadn't noticed," Rob chimes in, not looking up. She sneers at him, her grapefruit lips parting like the Red Sea; her smile an ocean of piranha.


From the boarded-up windows, the sound of pounding fists continues. Like rain spattering a sidewalk. I find it relaxing - the clawing, scrapping, the soft guttural moans of the outside world. Nevermind the fact that those fists are attached to bloodlusting zombies - the ravaged undead city, forever pulsing, trying to get in. I suspect they want to eat our brains. Or tear us to shreds. I suspect they want to come in and destroy the last bastion of civilization we've built here in this coffeeshop. Who knows? It's like music - the pounding. Just like drums. Maybe we should start a band. The last band on Earth. There'd be no one to listen to it.


It would be so ironic.

What's gonna happen?  You'll have to buy The Zombie Feed anthology Vol. 1 to find out!  Plus 16 other zombie-licious stories to eat your brains and transform your body!
Here's the link:

The Zombie Feed: Volume 1

What are you waiting for?  ORDER NOW!

Love,
Danger