I've Written Some Non-Fiction! Also, Updates About PUPPET SKIN!

Hey Internet!

I haven't updated in a while. Things are happening. Slowly, they're happening.

Here's the first thing:

I've had two non-fiction essays run at the Clash Media website. Linking below:

WHY I DECIDED TO QUIT WRITING AND BECOME A KID ROCK FAN INSTEAD

-and-

SOMEONE ELSE'S BIG BREAK

I've found writing these personal essays to be a cathartic experience, so hopefully there will be more in the future. Keep your eyes peeled.

Here's the second thing:

There has been a few problems with the paperback version of PUPPET SKIN on Amazon. Some computer glitch keeps bumping it offline or something. I don't freakin' know what the deal is, but it's been that way for the better part of a month. YOU CAN STILL ORDER THE BOOK FROM AMAZON, but it might take a while to show up. So while my publisher tries to straighten that out, they've lowered the price of the Kindle version to $2.99.

PUPPET SKIN - $2.99 Kindle sale

If you want the paperback (and I fucking hope you do) your best bet right now would be to go through barnesandnoble.com or bookdespository.com. You can still get a good deal there, price-wise. And I believe Book Depository does free shipping, even internationally.

PUPPET SKIN at Barnes and Noble

PUPPET SKIN at Book Depository

If that's not good enough, feel free to shoot me a message on Facebook or Goodreads or shoot me an email at danger_slater@yahoo.com if you want a personalized copy mailed directly from ME to YOU.

That's all for now.

Forever real,
Danger

STRANGER DANGER, MY NEW BOOK, IS OUT NOW!!!!

 

from Strangehouse Books

by Kevin Strange and Danger_Slater

PAPERBACK

KINDLE

Two New Anthologies For Your Book Lovin' Ass!

Let's get down to brass tacks here, people:

TWO GODDAMN NEW ANTHOLOGIES PUBLISHED AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!

First up, my story "My Tapir" has been published in the fourth edition of Rooster Republic Press's flagship anthology Tall Tales with Short Cocks.

Here's the cover art (inspired by my lowly words):

Kinda honored about that. Again, here's a link to buy it on Amazon! BUY IT RIGHT NOW, SUCKA! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! IT'S AWESOME!

SECONDLY, I have a story called "The Monster, the Man, the Building, the Bomb" in Bizarro Pulp Press's first anthology Bizarro, Bizarro.

Buy that shit right here!

OVER 500 PAGES of strangeness for your undeserving eyeballs. Seriously, people, check out the table of contents. I'm in great company here. An honor to be included in such a fine publication.

So here's the links again:

TALL TALES WITH SHORT COCKS VOL. 4

BIZARRO, BIZARRO

Man, I'm kill it over here!

~ Danger

DangerRAMA is OUT NOW!!!

That's right, kiddos!

My new book DangerRAMA is officially out and available for your purchasing pleasure! Three silly-ass novellas that are guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, vomit, lactate, become smarter and better looking, contemplate life, grow 6 inches taller, and secrete a foul-smelling honey-like substance from you ears, nose and MORE!

Here are the relevant links:

Paperback

Kindle

Here's how you can win an autographed copy along with a refrigerator-art style drawing by ME!

And here's the release event page on Facebook, in case you want to help spread the word in much the same manner this novel will invariably spread your butt (with pleasure).

Thanks 10000% to Rooster Republic Press for putting out this book. And thank you, person reading this, because you're clicking on over to Amazon right now and buying a copy, AREN'T YOU?

~ Danger

Get a Copy of LOVE ME for Free!

When you think of Valentine’s day, what comes to mind?
Anatomically incorrect hearts?
Flower genocide?
Sad masturbation sessions?

WELL FUCK THAT SHIT!

This year, instead of wasting your boner on your significant other, get a boner for my book LOVE ME. Why? Because for a limited time only, you can join the Lonely Viking on an existential bizarro quest across the entire world in search of a meaning to life and true love FOR FREE!

THAT’S RIGHT, PERSON READING THIS! 

LOVE ME IS FREE FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS!

Starting today - Weds the 13^th and going on through Sunday the 17^th, you can download a copy to you Kindle, PC or phone for the price of ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN’ NOTHING!

Do it! FREE! Look at all these links! CLICK ON THE LINKS!
LOVE ME!
LOVE ME!
FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Oh, and while you’re at it, download your stinkin’ ass a copy of Eirik Gumeny and Stephen Schwegler’s hilariously violent and overly perverse sci-fi parody book SCREW THE UNIVERSE also for free.)

Do I need to put another link?
Ok, I will.

LOVE ME!
Free.

Enjoy.

Love,

Danger_Slater

Free Love (Me)!

Good Evening, You Beautiful Monsters!

I have great news for all you cheap-asses out there:

Jersey Devil Press just announced that the digital copy of LOVE ME for the Amazon Kindle will be free from  Monday 10/29 through Friday 11/2!

Click here and get yourself copy right now!

And, because you are all so goddamn lucky, JDP has also decided to give away two of their other excellent titles as well!

Exponential Apocalypse by Eirik Gumeny

and

Perhaps by Stephen Schwegler

THREE BOOKS ALL FOR THE PRICE OF NOTHING!

Here's the links once again:

Love Me

Exponential Apocalypse

Perhaps  

How very generous of Jersey Devil Press! Check out these great books. If you like, maybe tell your friends or drop a review on Goodreads or Amazon. At the very least, give it a try. THEY'RE FUCKING FREE! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!?

That is all,
~ Danger

Tall Tales with Short Cocks vol. 2!

Good people of the World Wide Web,

I know you've been on the edge of your seats for many, many months, eagerly anticipating a new story from your all-time favorite author. That day is finally here! NO, I'm not talking about this fucking lady. I'm talking about ME! I HAVE A NEW SHORT STORY OUT! And man, as far as techo-horrorotica satires go, it might just be the greatest story ever written!

It's called THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE and it can only be found within the pages of the latest anthology from Bizarro Press:

Tall Tales With Short Cocks vol. 2

So not only does TTwSCvol2 have a wicked looking acronym [reference: see 8 words ago] but it also is chock full of some of my favorite writers, including Eirik Gumeny, Douglas Hackle, Christy Leigh Stewart and David Wallace Fleming. Plus a whole bunch more!

BUY IT RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR KINDLE! Only $2.99! I believe the print version will be out soon as well, if your one of "those" people who want their books made out of tree semen.  That is what printed books are made of, right?

So what are you waiting for? That's 15 goddamn weird, borderline inappropriate and most excellently entertaining stories you're going to read, all for the cost of a slice of overpriced pizza!

TALL TALES WITH SHORT COCKS vol. 2, featuring my story THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE!

Happy purchasing,

Danger!

Updates Ahoy!

'ello ya jerks!

Danger here. Got two quick updates for you today.

First off, read a new interview with me over at Jess Resides Here. Be in awe of my awesomeness as I answer random questions about Love Me.

And speaking of Love Me, the price point on the Kindle version has dropped to .99 cents! That's right, you cheap assholes, you can new enjoy the novel that took me many, many difficult months to write for less than the price of a can of Sprite.

LOVE ME on KINDLE - only .99 CENTS!!!

Serious. It's a dollar people. Stop being so goddamn miserly, you Scrooge McDucks, and buy it already!

Interview

Love Me

That's it.

~ Danger

Three Questions!

Greetings out there in Internetland,

I have a short, three-question interview over at Maggie Slater's blog [of no relation].
Maggie and I are both author's of short stories in the The Zombie Feed vol. 1, which is the only place you can find my now-legendary short story HIPSTERS IN LOVE.
Anyway, go read the interview, buy The Zombie Feed vol. 1, [while you're at amazon, feel free to pick up a copy of Love Me and all of Jersey Devil Press's other fine books] and enjoy the hell out of all of it.

Here's the link to the interview one more time:

Three Questions with Danger_Slater

Goodbye,
- D!

Love Me Is Out! Buy It! Now!

HOLY SHIT MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY! FUCKIN' BUY IT ALREADY! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!

Amazon paperback - $9.99

Amazon kindle - $1.99

Smashwords [all other digitial formats] - $1.99

Not sure this book is for you? Take a hit of the first chapter then, for free, right here.
Addicted now? I'm sure you are! Well then...

BUY! BUY! BUY!

Thank you!
- Danger_Slater

Oh...also go ahead and 'like' Love Me's facebook page by clicking this link!