What are you doing reading this? Why aren't you buying the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology? I wrote one of the stories in it. You like my stories, don't you? You said you did. Were you lying to me? Now my feelings are hurt. No no no, don't worry about me. I'm just going to eat this ENTIRE CHOCOLATE CAKE AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!
You insensitive prick...
Or you can quit wasting time and spend your money here: http://www.jerseydevilpress.com/?page_id=224 or here: http//www.amazon.com/2010-Jersey-Devil-Press-Anthology/dp/098461270X/ref=sr_1_cc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1279989370&sr=1-1-catcorr or here: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/e/9780984612703/?itm=1
Love,
Danger
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010
Facebook Friends Unite!
I started a Facebook group to help promote the blog, which in turn will help promote my writing, which in turn will help promote me, which in turn will help promote you........at your job!
That's right folks, joining my Facebook group will give you that extra-edge you need at work!
You'll be thanking me later when your smoking a big, fat cigar on your private yacht, rap-video girls all dancing up on your crotch, mountains of cocaine on the patio deck, the Caribbean sun giving you that healthy, brown tan you've always wanted but couldn't get during those drippy, New Jersey winters...
....or you could just go about your life and not join the Facebook group.
The choice is yours.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=135554533140102
Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Danger! Man
That's right folks, joining my Facebook group will give you that extra-edge you need at work!
You'll be thanking me later when your smoking a big, fat cigar on your private yacht, rap-video girls all dancing up on your crotch, mountains of cocaine on the patio deck, the Caribbean sun giving you that healthy, brown tan you've always wanted but couldn't get during those drippy, New Jersey winters...
....or you could just go about your life and not join the Facebook group.
The choice is yours.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=135554533140102
Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Danger! Man
Thursday, July 1, 2010
This Wacky Weather!
People of Earth,
Look in the sky!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
NO!
It's a cloud that rains amputated limbs!
Combat your carbon footprint by reading my new short story THIS WACKY WEATHER over at the Seahorse Rodeo Folk Revival [July]. Did you know that for every one online journal you read you save 14 trees worth of paper? It's true!
...Well, it might be true.
Heres the link:
http://seahorserodeoreview.com/Past-Issues.html
Hope you enjoy.
Love,
Danger_
Look in the sky!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
NO!
It's a cloud that rains amputated limbs!
Combat your carbon footprint by reading my new short story THIS WACKY WEATHER over at the Seahorse Rodeo Folk Revival [July]. Did you know that for every one online journal you read you save 14 trees worth of paper? It's true!
...Well, it might be true.
Heres the link:
http://seahorserodeoreview.com/Past-Issues.html
Hope you enjoy.
Love,
Danger_
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