Tall Tales with Short Cocks vol. 2!

Good people of the World Wide Web,

I know you've been on the edge of your seats for many, many months, eagerly anticipating a new story from your all-time favorite author. That day is finally here! NO, I'm not talking about this fucking lady. I'm talking about ME! I HAVE A NEW SHORT STORY OUT! And man, as far as techo-horrorotica satires go, it might just be the greatest story ever written!

It's called THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE and it can only be found within the pages of the latest anthology from Bizarro Press:

Tall Tales With Short Cocks vol. 2

So not only does TTwSCvol2 have a wicked looking acronym [reference: see 8 words ago] but it also is chock full of some of my favorite writers, including Eirik Gumeny, Douglas Hackle, Christy Leigh Stewart and David Wallace Fleming. Plus a whole bunch more!

BUY IT RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR KINDLE! Only $2.99! I believe the print version will be out soon as well, if your one of "those" people who want their books made out of tree semen.  That is what printed books are made of, right?

So what are you waiting for? That's 15 goddamn weird, borderline inappropriate and most excellently entertaining stories you're going to read, all for the cost of a slice of overpriced pizza!

TALL TALES WITH SHORT COCKS vol. 2, featuring my story THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE!

Happy purchasing,

Danger!