B-I-N-G-O!

Hey hey hey!

I know you've all missed my short fiction, right? Right?! Jesus, people, you know I need the validation, RIGHT!??!?!??!????!?!???!!!!!!!!!?!

Well, miss it no more! I have a new short story over at Schlock Magazine! And if you ever wanted to read a splatterpunk story about two old grannies playing bingo, then TODAY is your LUCKY DAY!

It's called BINGO NIGHT.

Check it out here!

And be sure to give tribute to the rest of the fantastic fiction that appears in that issue.

Once again BINGO NIGHT!

Thanks!
Danger

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Anatomically incorrect hearts?
Flower genocide?
Sad masturbation sessions?

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Do I need to put another link?
Ok, I will.

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Love,

Danger_Slater