Get a Copy of LOVE ME for Free!

When you think of Valentine’s day, what comes to mind?
Anatomically incorrect hearts?
Flower genocide?
Sad masturbation sessions?

WELL FUCK THAT SHIT!

This year, instead of wasting your boner on your significant other, get a boner for my book LOVE ME. Why? Because for a limited time only, you can join the Lonely Viking on an existential bizarro quest across the entire world in search of a meaning to life and true love FOR FREE!

THAT’S RIGHT, PERSON READING THIS! 

LOVE ME IS FREE FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS!

Starting today - Weds the 13^th and going on through Sunday the 17^th, you can download a copy to you Kindle, PC or phone for the price of ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN’ NOTHING!

Do it! FREE! Look at all these links! CLICK ON THE LINKS!
LOVE ME!
LOVE ME!
FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Oh, and while you’re at it, download your stinkin’ ass a copy of Eirik Gumeny and Stephen Schwegler’s hilariously violent and overly perverse sci-fi parody book SCREW THE UNIVERSE also for free.)

Do I need to put another link?
Ok, I will.

LOVE ME!
Free.

Enjoy.

Love,

Danger_Slater

Free Love (Me)!

Good Evening, You Beautiful Monsters!

I have great news for all you cheap-asses out there:

Jersey Devil Press just announced that the digital copy of LOVE ME for the Amazon Kindle will be free from  Monday 10/29 through Friday 11/2!

Click here and get yourself copy right now!

And, because you are all so goddamn lucky, JDP has also decided to give away two of their other excellent titles as well!

Exponential Apocalypse by Eirik Gumeny

and

Perhaps by Stephen Schwegler

THREE BOOKS ALL FOR THE PRICE OF NOTHING!

Here's the links once again:

Love Me

Exponential Apocalypse

Perhaps  

How very generous of Jersey Devil Press! Check out these great books. If you like, maybe tell your friends or drop a review on Goodreads or Amazon. At the very least, give it a try. THEY'RE FUCKING FREE! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!?

That is all,
~ Danger