Good Evening, You Beautiful Monsters!
I have great news for all you cheap-asses out there:
Jersey Devil Press just announced that the digital copy of LOVE ME for the Amazon Kindle will be free from Monday 10/29 through Friday 11/2!
Click here and get yourself copy right now!
And, because you are all so goddamn lucky, JDP has also decided to give away two of their other excellent titles as well!
Exponential Apocalypse by Eirik Gumeny
and
Perhaps by Stephen Schwegler
THREE BOOKS ALL FOR THE PRICE OF NOTHING!
Here's the links once again:
Love Me
Exponential Apocalypse
Perhaps
How very generous of Jersey Devil Press! Check out these great books. If you like, maybe tell your friends or drop a review on Goodreads or Amazon. At the very least, give it a try. THEY'RE FUCKING FREE! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!?
That is all,
~ Danger
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Tall Tales with Short Cocks vol. 2!
Good people of the World Wide Web,
I know you've been on the edge of your seats for many, many months, eagerly anticipating a new story from your all-time favorite author. That day is finally here! NO, I'm not talking about this fucking lady. I'm talking about ME! I HAVE A NEW SHORT STORY OUT! And man, as far as techo-horrorotica satires go, it might just be the greatest story ever written!
It's called THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE and it can only be found within the pages of the latest anthology from Bizarro Press:
Tall Tales With Short Cocks vol. 2
So not only does TTwSCvol2 have a wicked looking acronym [reference: see 8 words ago] but it also is chock full of some of my favorite writers, including Eirik Gumeny, Douglas Hackle, Christy Leigh Stewart and David Wallace Fleming. Plus a whole bunch more!
BUY IT RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR KINDLE! Only $2.99! I believe the print version will be out soon as well, if your one of "those" people who want their books made out of tree semen. That is what printed books are made of, right?
So what are you waiting for? That's 15 goddamn weird, borderline inappropriate and most excellently entertaining stories you're going to read, all for the cost of a slice of overpriced pizza!
TALL TALES WITH SHORT COCKS vol. 2, featuring my story THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE!
Happy purchasing,
Danger!
I know you've been on the edge of your seats for many, many months, eagerly anticipating a new story from your all-time favorite author. That day is finally here! NO, I'm not talking about this fucking lady. I'm talking about ME! I HAVE A NEW SHORT STORY OUT! And man, as far as techo-horrorotica satires go, it might just be the greatest story ever written!
It's called THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE and it can only be found within the pages of the latest anthology from Bizarro Press:
Tall Tales With Short Cocks vol. 2
So not only does TTwSCvol2 have a wicked looking acronym [reference: see 8 words ago] but it also is chock full of some of my favorite writers, including Eirik Gumeny, Douglas Hackle, Christy Leigh Stewart and David Wallace Fleming. Plus a whole bunch more!
BUY IT RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR KINDLE! Only $2.99! I believe the print version will be out soon as well, if your one of "those" people who want their books made out of tree semen. That is what printed books are made of, right?
So what are you waiting for? That's 15 goddamn weird, borderline inappropriate and most excellently entertaining stories you're going to read, all for the cost of a slice of overpriced pizza!
TALL TALES WITH SHORT COCKS vol. 2, featuring my story THE APPLE OF MY IPHONE!
Happy purchasing,
Danger!
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Updates Ahoy!
'ello ya jerks!
Danger here. Got two quick updates for you today.
First off, read a new interview with me over at Jess Resides Here. Be in awe of my awesomeness as I answer random questions about Love Me.
And speaking of Love Me, the price point on the Kindle version has dropped to .99 cents! That's right, you cheap assholes, you can new enjoy the novel that took me many, many difficult months to write for less than the price of a can of Sprite.
LOVE ME on KINDLE - only .99 CENTS!!!
Serious. It's a dollar people. Stop being so goddamn miserly, you Scrooge McDucks, and buy it already!
Interview
Love Me
That's it.
~ Danger
Danger here. Got two quick updates for you today.
First off, read a new interview with me over at Jess Resides Here. Be in awe of my awesomeness as I answer random questions about Love Me.
And speaking of Love Me, the price point on the Kindle version has dropped to .99 cents! That's right, you cheap assholes, you can new enjoy the novel that took me many, many difficult months to write for less than the price of a can of Sprite.
LOVE ME on KINDLE - only .99 CENTS!!!
Serious. It's a dollar people. Stop being so goddamn miserly, you Scrooge McDucks, and buy it already!
Interview
Love Me
That's it.
~ Danger
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Kids Today!
Let's get to it, kiddos.
I have a new short story out! Yippeee!
It's called KIDS TODAY. It's the tale of an old man looking for meaning to life in a world that keeps on changing. And also masturbation.
It's mostly about masturbation, actually.
You can only read this story by buying Issue 7 of The Ampersand Review.
Click the link and buy!
It's $10 and you'll get 165 pages of literary gold and about 5 pages of my nonsense.
THAT'S A FAST-FOOD LEVEL OF VALUE! CONSIDER MY STORY A CHICKEN NUGGET! EAT IT!
Anyway here's the link one more time, just in case you missed the other three I had posted in this article already:
KIDS TODAY
And don't forget to follow me on Twitter (@Danger_Slater) because I'm hilarious and if you don't read every little thing I post up on that site, you're life will be hollow and meaningless.
That's it.
~ Danger
I have a new short story out! Yippeee!
It's called KIDS TODAY. It's the tale of an old man looking for meaning to life in a world that keeps on changing. And also masturbation.
It's mostly about masturbation, actually.
You can only read this story by buying Issue 7 of The Ampersand Review.
Click the link and buy!
It's $10 and you'll get 165 pages of literary gold and about 5 pages of my nonsense.
THAT'S A FAST-FOOD LEVEL OF VALUE! CONSIDER MY STORY A CHICKEN NUGGET! EAT IT!
Anyway here's the link one more time, just in case you missed the other three I had posted in this article already:
KIDS TODAY
And don't forget to follow me on Twitter (@Danger_Slater) because I'm hilarious and if you don't read every little thing I post up on that site, you're life will be hollow and meaningless.
That's it.
~ Danger
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