Bananahead!

Hi-ho, Dangerlings!

May I direct your attention over to the fantastic lit-zine The New Flesh to check out my latest piece of flash fiction, BANANAHEAD!

It's a tale of unscrupulous corporate greed, tabloid journalism, proper nutrition and sexual deviance. And the main character also happens to have a banana for a head.

BANANAHEAD

And keep your eyes peeled, fellow readers, because I have a different banana-related piece coming out in a week or two. Yeah, I like bananas. You got a problem with that?

Love,
Danger!

For Those About to Rock...

Are you guys ready to rock-n-roll????

Of course, by rock I mean mineral matter of variable composition condensed in mass by either heat or water, and by roll I'm obviously referring to a baked piece of bread used for sandwiches.

[obnoxious AC/DC voice] Are you guy ready for those two things???

Well, tough titty. My new short story BAND PRACTICE is not about minerals or bread. It's about music.

Sort of...

For anyone that's ever played in a band back in high school or ever dreamed of playing in a band...or even anyone who attended your friend's band's shitty practice his mom's garage, then this story is for you!!!

BAND PRACTICE

Head on over to the rockin' Waterhouse Review and check it the hell out!

See ya,
~ Dangernicity

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang!

Hello everybody!

I have a brand-spanking-new piece of flash fiction out today for your reading (dis)pleasure over the bizarro 'zine The Mustache Factor.
Finally an existential, philosophical, metaphysical fart joke that answers the question, "What if the shit I'm shitting is not my own?" The story is called PLOPPELGANGER and it stinks. In a good way. What are you waiting for? Go read!

PLOPPELGANGER

Thanks y'all.
~ Danger!

Trailer Trash!

Here is a trailer for The Zombie Feed Vol. 1 anthology, which is the only place you'll be able to read my short story HIPSTERS IN LOVE.

Fuck yeah!

Also, in case you were on the fence about buying this particular anthology, thinking "zombies are so overplayed. I want something original, like vampire romance," then you should check out this review from hellnotes.com. They had some very nice things to say about HIPSTERS IN LOVE, plus some of the other fine work in the book as well.

Here's those links again:

Buy
Review
Funny Twilight parody

At ease soldiers,
~ Danger!

Interview!

Hello,

Head on over to Hampton-Networks book reviews to read a new, lengthy interview with your favorite author. No, not this guy. I'm talking about me, you asshole. Click the link below and see me evasively answer serious questions with tactless humor and sarcasm.

CLICK HERE TO READ!!!

I also believe they will have a review of my novel Love Me forthcoming, so stay tuned for that.

That's all for now, kids.
Love,
Danger_Slater

Three Questions!

Greetings out there in Internetland,

I have a short, three-question interview over at Maggie Slater's blog [of no relation].
Maggie and I are both author's of short stories in the The Zombie Feed vol. 1, which is the only place you can find my now-legendary short story HIPSTERS IN LOVE.
Anyway, go read the interview, buy The Zombie Feed vol. 1, [while you're at amazon, feel free to pick up a copy of Love Me and all of Jersey Devil Press's other fine books] and enjoy the hell out of all of it.

Here's the link to the interview one more time:

Three Questions with Danger_Slater

Goodbye,
- D!

Love Me Is Out! Buy It! Now!

HOLY SHIT MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY! FUCKIN' BUY IT ALREADY! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!

Amazon paperback - $9.99

Amazon kindle - $1.99

Smashwords [all other digitial formats] - $1.99

Not sure this book is for you? Take a hit of the first chapter then, for free, right here.
Addicted now? I'm sure you are! Well then...

BUY! BUY! BUY!

Thank you!
- Danger_Slater

Oh...also go ahead and 'like' Love Me's facebook page by clicking this link!